Okay, I admit the subtitle is cheesy Krass clickbait. But if you’re reading this, it worked. Or maybe you’re reading this despite the subtitle.
Anyway, have you guessed? This screenshot of Hawaii Gov. Doktor Josh Green, MDeeee, in 2019 (when he was the lieutenant governor) gives away the answer:
HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow1) - Gov. Josh Green was in the U.S. Capitol hearing room Wednesday while Robert F. Kennedy Jr. denied Green’s allegation that he caused many deaths in Samoa by discouraging the measles vaccine.
Green responded with profanity on national television.
[Green:] “He’s a liar, and it’s bulls---, because he went there and he met with the anti-vax leader, supported that person who was spreading all of this misinformation, and that guy got arrested.”
As lieutenant governor, Green went to Samoa in 2019 to vaccinate thousands of people after 83 people died during a measles outbreak. He blames for Kennedy spreading misinformation after two children died from being accidentally injected with a reagent instead of the vaccine.
I have no idea what Bobby did or didn’t do in Samoa.
I have no idea what happened in Samoa.
Besides Green going there for a photo op.
That much I’m sure is real.
Note the mask. In 2019. Why is Lt. Gov. Doktor Green, MDeeee, wearing it?
Measles is an airborne disease which spreads easily from one person to the next through the coughs and sneezes of infected people.
I assume Doktor Green, MDeeee, is vaccinated and doesn’t have measles. So is he wearing the mask to protect himself from “the coughs and sneezes of infected people”? Even though the vaccine should protect him?
I Googled “measles mask” and got this:
This was the top search result:
I don’t think that’s an N95 respirator Lt. Gov. Doktor Green, MDeeee, was wearing in 2019. Looks like he wasn’t following teh ScIeNcE. Or the CDC - the second search result. (HCP = healthcare personnel.)
Was your mask “fit-tested”, Gov. Doktor Green, MDeeee? You could have been placing both yourself and Samoans at risk!
Oh, wait, teh ScIeNcE isn’t as SeTtLeD as I thought it was. Here’s Google’s third search result … shocking this got so high:
That must be from a Bobby-loving conspiracy theorist misinformation site in some red state? Right? Wrong:
Didn’t everyone die of measles in Tacoma because they were mask deniers?
Wait, what’s this at the top of Google’s search results for “josh green mask”?
Lt. Gov. Doktor Green, MDeeee, was a mask denier in 2021!
Ah, but he wasn’t in Kharacter at the restaurant. That was just regular ol’ no-titles Josh risking his life (and possibly giving the poor handshaker dethbreath and dethtouch - did the guy survive?). Seems the mask in Samoa was just part of Josh’s Kostume, a way to signify ‘Imma Doktor’.
Lt. Gov. and now Gov. Doktor Green, MDeeee’s whole shtick is respect muh medical authority. He is known for his dethplague whiteboard videos. See if you can sit through one (I can’t).
I’m disappointed he’s not wearing a mask to protect the camerapersyn from his dethbreath.
In the video he said there were two million shots in Hawaii as of November 18, 2021. I’m proud to say there are zero shots in me as of 2025 … and zero illness from the dethplague era to present. The injected I know can’t say the same.
More stats: His whiteboard video got 5.8 k views, but the maskless Green expose video got 55,119 views. Almost ten times more! Yet of course Green became governor in 2022. Cyberspace clicks do not correlate with meatspace votes. Online is not reality.
The ‘news’ is not reality. It is Kurated. Even if the Hawaii News Now Nausea coverage of Bobby in Samoa were (note the subjunctive!) 100% true, it, like all other Ministry of Truth coverage, covers up “the inconvenient truths that Bobby let out of the cage”:
1. Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, and Jeremy Farrar repeatedly faked pandemics.
2. "Pfizer and Moderna don't really own those vaccines. They slap their labels on them, but it was a Pentagon project." Bobby goes on to correctly point out that the response was a pretext for clamping down totalitarianism.
3. Bill Gates and the World Health Organization tested anti-fertility drugs on unsuspecting women in Kenya.
Listen to Bobby say those three things in his own words in a video compiled by
:I don’t know if any of those three claims are true. Regardless, wouldn’t their outrageous nature make Bobby an easy target? Why won’t Bobby’s enemies take advantage? In the article above, Sage Hana writes,
If the Democrats wanted to tank the nomination or whatever, this is the kind of thing that would be prime real estate.
But they can’t touch it.
[…]
Bobby himself should have just let that shit rip.
Gone utterly fucking rogue.
But they got to him.
He’s not our hero. Heroes are defiant. In the end - when it really matters - when he’s on the verge of supposedly getting the power to save us (snort) - Bobby is compliant.
Determination on Bobby’s face - or resignation? From Sage Hana’s “Who got to you, Bobby?”
Just like Bobby’s supposed opponent Hawaii Gov. Doktor Josh Green, MDeeee, is compliant. Dr. J sticks to the script even more than Bobby. He will never bash Bobby for those three conspiracy theories. Imagine the ‘good’ Doktor stating with Authority with his tropical flower mask on that Bobby thinks that (1) pandemics are fake, (2) the fake-cine is a Pentagon project, and (3) Gates and the WHO sterilized Kenyan women.
Google image search associates this image with an article about Lt. Gov. Doktor Mask getting convid, but I can’t find the image in the article.
Keep imagining.
On Hawaii TV, it’s OK to run commercials with photographs of Catholic priests accused (but not convicted) of child abuse2, but it is not OK to mention Bobby’s heresies, not even to debunk them.3
I know a Bobby fan. Has he mentioned those heresies? Not to my knowledge. He claims he wants the facts. Would he dismiss Bobby’s three claims as not being facts? Would he experience cogdis?
No, because his news is Kurated. I doubt he’s ever heard the three claims. He wants just the facts. Just the facts that the Regime permits him to CONsume.
Just the Regime’s show … never the outtakes or anything behind the scenes.
The show is real to him. Just like wrestling is ‘real’ to this guy:
In case the video starts from the beginning, fast forward to 29:19. Via Sage Hana.
“It’s still real to me!” dude at 29:23. Dupe or bad actor? Don’t know. Don’t care.
“Real to me” means ‘personal fantasy’. It doesn’t equal reality.
Who wants reality when they can have cope? Kayfabe for hope?
Before the scripted nature of professional wrestling became widely known, the term “kayfabe” was used as a code among industry insiders to discuss matters in public without revealing the staged nature of their discipline.
[…]
A “kayfabe interview” for example meant the person being interviewed remained “in character”; when speaking of a “kayfabe girlfriend”, it implied she wasn’t actually romantically involved. A person could also be said to be “kayfabing” someone, by presenting storylines and rivalries as real.
[…]
A fascinating aspect is that, even after the scripted nature of that discipline became an open secret, most fans refused to acknowledge it. To this day, most enthusiasts suspend disbelief, and feel, act and react as if the whole thing was real.
All my attempts to open eyes to kayfabe have … failed. Did you expect “succeeded”? If even most ‘rebels’ cannot escape their Kurated Kognojail, what hope is there? Can you understand why I think of omnicide, of total doom?
Some of you like the Theater more than you like Life itself.
It’s all you have ever known.
[…]
You are the sheep to be herded.
[…]
You want a Hero.
You want Truth.
But not really.
You want Doritos and excuses and want to eat the liver of the logician.
I hate Doritos.
You want my liver?
You want Samoa or Bobby’s trifecta?
Which should be a bigger story, 83 deaths blamed on Bobby or Bobby blaming the Pentagon for millions killed in the name of a fake pandemic and Gates and the WHO for sterilizing who knows how many Kenyans? I thought Black Lives Matter … like the Black lives ended by injections. That will never be in Kenya.
Bobby will never make his three claims now when it really matters. Before CONgress. Not Herr Professor Doktor Weinstein, Russell ‘Imma Christian Now’ Brand, or Megyn Kelly.
Jon Rappaport on Bobby’s current audience:
THESE Senators are the people who vote yes for the federal budget every year.
The leading category of federal funding is:
Medical.
It’s more than Defense or Social Security.
Medical is about $1.7 trillion every year.
Get this: Medical makes up 25% of the total federal budget.
Do you think we’re talking about money for Yoga or organic wheat crackers?
This is drugs, and more drugs, and vaccines. An endless stream.
These Senators who pound on Kennedy—that’s what they’re voting for every year. They’ve been voting for it for decades and decades.
And Americans get sicker and sicker. And still the Senators vote for the same thing.
Just like people in Hawaii who can’t stop voting for the One Party. Here’s a letter to Honolulu Pravda by LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ activist Michael Golojuch, Jr. who is twue bwue like the majority here (though waaaay more rainbow than the average resident):
Gov. Josh Green’s recent trip to Washington, D.C., where he advocated against Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s nomination as health secretary, was an inspiring example of leadership.
As Hawaii faces the looming threat of discriminatory and transphobic policies likely to emerge from a potential Donald Trump administration, we urge Gov. Green to continue this courageous advocacy at home.
[…]
Protecting our transgender community from these harmful policies is not just about health care or legal rights — it’s about upholding the aloha spirit and the values that define us as a state.
We need Green to ensure that Hawaii remains a safe haven for everyone, regardless of gender identity.
Fight for the fake-cine, Doktor! Fight for meeee!
That letter was published January 15! The Doktor Green vs. Bobby storyline has been dragged out here for weeks! BORING.
Like the topic of convid. I normally avoid it because
it’s outside my field of expertise
it’s been run into the ground after five years
but for once I thought I had a take no one else had. I try to stay away from popular topics unless I can put a personal or local spin on them. I reject repetition. Yeah, I repeated some way more popular Stackers here - though in service to a story I doubt you’ll see anywhere else.
Maybe I shouldn’t put the spotlight on an attention-seeker like Gov. Doktor Green, MDeeee, but it’s possible zero people will have read this far, so no real harm done. My last few articles only got one reaction.
Am I doing something ‘wrong’? Maybe. A shame if I am, because moar people need to learn from the genius of the Doktor (emphasis mine):
When I see a large number of kupuna [Hawaiian for ‘elderly people’] gathering for groceries four feet away from each other, I see tragedy and body bags in the future.
Behold that Face of Koncern. Such fine Akting … complete with the use of a Hawaiian word [kupuna ‘elderly people’] for emotional manipulation4 … BUT WHERE’S YOUR MASK, JOSH? DON’T YOU KARE ABOUT TEH KUPUNA, JOSH!?
Hawaii Nausea didn’t bother to take down their piece about that low point in Green’s career. That absurd prediction - mass deaths from being only four5 feet apart - didn’t stop Lt. Gov. Body Bags from becoming Gov. Body Bags in 2022.
I’ll be shocked if he isn’t reelected in 2026. Hawaii Nausea’s Green-in-Samoa story is a de facto campaign ad aimed at the 37,000 Samoans in Hawaii6. Look at how much Josh Kares for your people unlike Bobby the Bad Guy! GO GREEN!
I want to go barf.
Hawaii News Now can’t decide whether to spell its own name with or without spaces. Like so many other things here, consistency is racistimperialistcolonialist.
Even an opponent of all things Abrahamic like me draws the line at potentially libelous content. What if one or more of the priests pictured in the commercial was innocent?
I’m reminded of how years ago I wrote a Facebook post debunking bad science in an article and had the post blocked, presumably because I wasn’t even supposed to mention said bad science - even to attack it. Which had nothing to do with convid, chemtrails, faking the Moon landing, or anything else in conspiracy land. Bill Nye the Science Guy could have said what I wrote. And that was just one of many instances in which I triggered Facebook with something totally innocent. Its detection system is unreliable. It even banned me completely from its site in 2009 without explanation even though I have never posted anything crimethoughty there. (I was reinstated - also without explanation, of course.) I expect even more nonsense from FB because I expect it to rely even more on artificial unintelligence.
It’s standard practice in Hawaii propaganda to use Hawaiian words to get the audience to lower its guard. Those words feel more Karing than their English equivalents. That’s not because it’s in anyone’ s native language. Hawaiian here is no longer an everyday language for anyone but a tiny minority; it is a psychoweapon aimed at us all and a school subject or medium for some. There is silence on how much Hawaiian is retained after classes or even graduation from an immersion program.
Was Green aware of the East Asian assocation of ‘four’ with ‘death’? Words for the two concepts are homophonous in Japanese and Korean and nearly homophonous in Chinese. Was his use of the number a psychoweapon aimed at Hawaii’s East Asian population?
The most famous or at least the most relevant Samoan is Tulsi Gabbard who was born in American Samoa. I doubt this story will sway her because she’s playing for the other team. Now. Who remembers when she was for Biden and Harris? Gabbard is flexible; her only true loyalty may be to her guru Chris Butler, founder of his own version of Hinduism. The current January 31 version of Gabbard’s Wikipedia article avoids mentioning him. It’s Kurated.